Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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