that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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