Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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