so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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