did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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