I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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