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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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