My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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