Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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