I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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