I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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