Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So vagazzling was a success
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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