What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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