I'm drive I can fine osifer
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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