New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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