Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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