I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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