Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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