Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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