Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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