love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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