It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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