Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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