With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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