Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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