I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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