fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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