we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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