My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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