We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Non-Jews are for practice
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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