"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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