If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My vagina is officially offended.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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