I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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