I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no, he came in my armpit
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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