right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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