Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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