so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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