If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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