I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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