Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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