Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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