found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
false alarm, still single
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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