He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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