never play flip cup with pint glasses
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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