what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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