she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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