Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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