Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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