I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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