You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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