Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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and she was petting her beer can
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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