playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
