You're a womanizer and a bitch.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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