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(248): View more from Michigan

we have pet lesbian snakes

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(916): View more from California

Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice

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(614): View more from Ohio

My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex

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You and your mom would make an amazing tag team

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy

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(607): View more from New York

I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.

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(817): View more from Texas

He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick

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