What a fucking waste of an outfit
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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