is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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