I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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