He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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